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Tear’s off a Man

After having previously thrown my full sppurt behind Dr Brendan Nelson, and seeing the raw emotion he excluded after being bumped form the Liberal’s head job by Malcolm Turnbull, I’d be lying if I said a big old knot didn’t from deep in this sentimental old buggers’ throat.

Dr Nielson conduced himself with dignity, determination and integrity over the course of his 10 moths as Opposition ladder, often under the unimagineable strain of internal Party destablization and the most outrageous insluts being hurled at him from Journalist’s and bloger’s who have nothing better to do that kick a Man while his down.

Go well Dr Nelson.  And may that arsejawed Roger Ramjet look alike who has taken you’re place never forget the hard work that laid the path for his canter to the next election.

PS: Of course I am not abandonning the Liberals as my Pasty of choice, but one has to wonder the Wisdom of putting a leftist maskerading as a Conservative in the top Job surely. Thing’s did’nt go so well during the Other Malcolm year’s now did it? Thanks god Fraser had a damn good Treasurer.



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Fielding bark’s up wrong Tree

Now before I get started I feel I should point out that dispite my having had a go at Christian’s before, I do’nt have anything against Christianity as such, understanding as I do that Judo-Christian principal’s form the basis of The Wests laws and value’s.

That said, Family Fist Senator Stephen Fielding- who the other day dragged that tired old chest nut about Pensioner’s being so hard up they are eating dogfood, is a dead set crouton.

Now, while I’m not a pensioner quiet yet, I am hard up at the moment (have been for some time too), and while I have’nt exactly been eating the kind of tucker that would have the Poofy fellow form ABC’s The Cock and the Chef programme beating a path to my diner table, I can happily report that I have’nt felt the need to carve up a tin of Pal.

I Have eaten dogfood once before, but not through hunger or nessecity but to prove a point. On afternoon down at the local Pub in the heat of a verbal dispute, another regular, “Tank” called me a dog. Partly to show him how rediculous his slur was and also to diffuse the situation ( which had been escalating for sometime), I ducked off home (I live very close to the pup) and came back with small tin of Button’s favourite Lucky Dog, peeled off the lid and ate the whole stinking lot with my finger’s in front of all and Sundry in the public bar. Then, when I was finished I licked the tin and barked at the crowd who by then were in Hysteric’s.

The all agreed I’d certainly put Tank in his place when I asked them, But I tigress…

Stephen Fidling is in a unique position to stick it to the Goverment, and the best he can do is come up with this nonsense about dogfood which everyone can see is blatantly false and only succeed’s in drawing attention to his pettiness and away from the real Issue’s.

The fact is that pensioner’s are doing it tougher than ever .Kevin Rudd is is selling them short, just like his doing with the Nations worker’s and kids. To be perfectly Frank, what with his follies of Carbon Credit Schemes and what not, he’ll wind up giving this Great Brown Lad of our’s a rogering with all the trimmings by the time his first Term is through!

If Stephen Feilding is going to throw away every freekick his given by making a bloddy goose of himself, he should just stich to counting his Rosary beans and leave politic’s to those who are willy enough and willing to separate Church and States.

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Mile Stone

It might only be a humble, some what inconsequential Blog thats not updated nearly as often as it should be(!) but Bull Steam Ahead has now wracked-up 1,000 HIT’S AND CUNTING!


Thank’s to all my reader’s (even those who are predominately critical) who have made this possible. It’s certainly provides much needed encouragement to carry on Bloging.

Regards Raymond.

PS I am still Toiling on my post which, mia Culpa, I promised on the weekend. I should briefly explain what its about in case I do’nt get to post it for a few day’s- Slim left home a couple of weeks’ ago and I’d by lying if I said the spilt was anything but acrimonious. I’m sure you can apreciate the delicacy with which I wish to employ in this post. Airing ones’ dirty Manchester is a tricky business and I want to be sure I’ve done the issue Justice (also for Slim, who, in spite of itall I still love dearly) before I go pubic.

Again, you’re patience is mist Appricieated.


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Leopard’s don’t change there spots

I have’nt gotten to political on this Blog up to this point, who know’s why -maybe on account of not wanting to come across as a reasonable, thoughtful Man fist and foremost rather than a ranter.

But its worth noting that I did set up this site as a post off defence against the erosion of common sence and Conservatism in the West, and I woud’nt be doing my job if I let a item like the following go though to the keeper.

The ABC, a somewhat Commonist organisation it self, put the following news item on it’s website today;

Communists call for Indy boycott

A branch of the Russian Communist Party has called for a boycott of the latest Indiana Jones movie, describing it as crude, anti-Soviet propaganda.

The fourth movie in the series is set during the Cold War in 1957 and pits Indiana Jones against a sinister KGB agent, played by Australian actress Cate Blanchett.

In an open letter the St Petersburg branch of Communist party has warned the star of the film, Harrison Ford, not to visit Russia, saying he will be “beaten and despised” if he does.

 Now I’m fairly curtain Harrison Ford -a fine actor and US citizen -would have better thing’s to do that hang about in Russia being beaten and despised! but if this is’nt typical of the dilusion of the Left then the Pop doesn’t wear a silly hat! What we have here is  a bunch of people who not only cannot see Escapist entertaiment for what is it, but there refusing to acknowledge the realties of the past with respect to the working’s of the KGB.

The level of dillusion is consistent with what we see in the Left over here in Australia. The communism was brought down in the Soviet Union after bringing misery and Death to billions of people yet their is still a party of these scoundrals ready to ponce like the cornered spiders they are .They cling desperately on to the view of an Idealistic past that never really existed and continue to spread thier dangerous lies without shame.Sounds familiar does’nt it?

The worst ofenders are the young students you see in the City, flogging there badge’s and Socialist magazines – These people were but the sparkle in the Postman’s eye when the Berlin wall fell, but they presume to tell the World that this poisonous Idelogy is the answer to our political woe’s! I little research wouldnt go stray, and they call themselves Student’s!

Just when you think the world isn’t such an insane place, the Commo’s turn up and threaten a much-loaved film character. It beg’s belief! (or at least it would if it wasn’t the Left we were talking about

I was’nt going to see this film originally, but Soviet missile’s wouldn’t stop me now. I will be sure to watch it with buttered popcorn and all the American sweats (or Candy as, they say )  my teeth and guts can handle!!


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A Quick update

Well, doesn’t time get away from you sometimes? Now I realise I do’nt have to many readers at this point in Time, but the last thing I wanted to do was alienate them this early in the peace. I have been busy with various odds and sods lately, which I will endover to fill you in as soon as I can, but in the mean time I offer the following update;

  • Anzac Day, which is alway’s a sad time for Family Bull, was a sad time made more difficult by Slims’ refusual to take part in the dawn Service this year. Not making the time to Blog about this is regretfull as I feel I have born the pain with some degree of lonelines and have’nt gotten things of my chest. I will try writing something about this soon if if wouldnt be considered to self indulgent or late,

Button’s is fully recovered from his biting ordeal!

I am still looking for Employment. I have had several interviews over the passed moth and feel I’m getting into the swing of that sort of thing, which takes some getting used to especially for a modest Man such as myself.Blowing horns, as my ol’man used to say is for Trumpeters and ducky boys! Not of course, that there is anything wrong with been a Poof in this day in age mind you. I do’nt discriminate against anyone, whether their Black, or not.
(Well I do discriminate against the Left, but a more villinous lot you could’nt find under a rock in Satan’ s reptile enclosure, and I offer no apology for that and looking after the well being of my country and it’s Future.)

My relationship with Slim is on rockier ground than its ever been-he is threating to move out of home and I have tried to forbid it but, short of chaining the devil to hotwater system there is’nt much be done, He is old enough by Law to do whatever he see’s fit, and if he chose’s not to listen to his own Father and Reason I am powderless to stop him.

I still feel dispite what everyone seem sto be saying about him, that Brendan Nelson is continuing to do a fine job in tough circumstances as Opposite Leader.  He’s stance on the Baby bonus was particularly principaled and I am yet to get the feeling there is anyone else in the Party who would do a better job at present. I always considered Peter Costello a worthy successer to Mr Howard but he seem’s not to want the job, so what can you do? You can lead a house to water but you ca’nt make him drink, as the saying go’s.

Its always the way –here I am bellyaching that I don’t find time to update my Blog and I go and turn what is supposed to be a breif update into a bloody half a Novel! Well no matter, it just remind’s me that writing a few words doesn’t necessarilly take as much time (or  effort)as I convince myself it will. I suppose Bloging is a bit like walking the dog in Winter; you make all sort’s of excuses about other things you have to do just to avoid getting out in the cold but once you force yourself to get out their you remember how little hassle it is and how much you enjoy it.

I must remind myself to remind myself more often!


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The week from Hell

Terrible news today – my dog, Button’s was attached at the local park this morning by a big, snarling mongrel of a thing that was off it’s lead and obviously out of control of it’s idiotic owner. It looked like a cross between a Boxer and a Rottwheeler or some such– vicious and unpredictable. I gave it an almighty kick in the rib’s to get it away, and the owner had the nerve to have a go at ME!! I told him were to go in no uncertain term’s and got down to help Button’s. By the tim eI got back up with the poor bugger in my arm’s the cowardly bastard was gone.

A religious Man might ask what he’d done to offend his Maker! first the trouble with Slim and he’s bloody Leftist mates, now the poor dog get’s it, who had never done any one or anything any harm in his nine year’s. I’m ropeable.

The vet has told us the damage is’nt to bad, no broken bones although he needed some stiches under his front right leg and is sore and understandably distressed. If I ever see that bastard and his Cur at the park again, so help me god I will bloody his nose.

I just do’nt understand why someone with a dangerouos dog would be iresponsible enough to let them of lead to the danger of all and sundry. Every body know’s there dogs’ personality and propencity for violence, and it is the height of stupidity to not restain it acorddingly.

Button’s was actually my wife’s dog. She brought him, without my Permission, not to long before she took off, maybe a year top’s. I had never liked dog’s — infact, if not for Horse’s I would’nt say I had an interest in animal’s at all-but what could I do? Slim had become attached to the little blighter and I felt duty bound to look after it. And I did

Its amazing how quickly a dog can turn you’re affection around. It go’s without saying that a Pomeranian is’nt quite the right Dog for a Man of my statue ,and I have never gotten used to the silliness of having to call out the name “Button’s” at the park when the devil is off sniffing other dogs arse’s —incidentally I tried to get him too answer the name Ralph many year’s ago but no avail.

But dispite all this I’ve grown to love him. Slim, off course has lost interest in him now that he’s an O So important Intelectual. But he’s a valued part of Family Bull, which make’s todays development all the more painful.

They say bad luck come’s in three’s — I shutter to think what my third metophorical kick in the gut’s is going to be!!

Button’s is on the couch sleepy, sometime’s watching me as I type. Good luck mate and get Well soon.


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